Some days when I have to wake up
early, after working long hours on the laptop,
when I comb my hair
I keep imagining an undo button.
In my head I say,
Ctrl+Alt+Z
and then I go, "AW, MAN."
"Sir, have you seen South Park?"
"South Park? I've never been inside South Park, but I
I've seen the gate."
I think some of my favorite people
in the world are ex-Physics professors.