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hellow bloggers..
i figured that unless i WRITE a blog no one will read my blog.so here i am blogging.
Q: why am i blogging?
A: a)because i got bored of facebook.
b)because i really want to.
c)because I CAN.
so i guess i'll talk about myself in my first blog, the selfish pig that i am.
well for starters im a 17year old living in bombay.(you should know this but i ALWAYS lie about my age, so thats not my real age..its pretty close though.)
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i just got bored of writing about myself.:(.poop.
so some months back i got tagged in one of those 25 random things notes.and even though i usually find them too tiring i just wrote one on an impulse.
and then i figured that people liked it .so i wrote one more.:)
so here are those stupid notes,.one of them is the 25 random 'funny' note.(because almost everyone who commented wrote a HAHA in their comment..)
and then came the 25 random serious note (i think i cried.but wtv)..........
1)I like amy winehouse...hhaha...even tho she luks like a horse..nd sings like a horse.or rather 'brays'....but i like horses so...(p.s--do horses bray or do heehaw..?)

2)when i was in 3rd id written a love letter to a guy named sooraj...and the girl who had a crush on him (uddippana..)..saw it and reported it to the teacher(shakti sir)...phew!..dont ask...

3)my first crush was bobby deol..after watching soldier...he looked so macho in tht!..

4)I cry a lot.period.

5)I dont like my father much.period.

6)there was a time i was crazy bout a britney biatch song..('lucky'...)..hahhaha....

7)I dream about a guy i've never spoken too...EVER..(not counting facebook chats and 2 high fives...)..WEIRD..

8)I dream a lot..and unlike most i remember each and every event of the dream..and yeah i dream in high definition technicolur...

9)I hate people who dont return a smile...yes i noe my braces suck but still ya..a smile is a smile...

10)i like the way jaundice and shoe is pronounced...id like to name my kids jaundace..(jaundAce...wid an A...nd if its a guy then ShoUe..wid a U...)

11)I want to spend a year at an ashram...at the peak of my career...prolly aurobindo aashram..ahahahah.....baba das dev...hahha...yes jyothi you can join me if u want..

12)I THINK MY NOSTRILS ARE REALLY BIG AND FLUFFY...NOT HIPPO TYPE MIND YOU....JUST 'ZAC-EFRON-ISH'...

13)I think about my beloved nostrils everyday...damn...wat wud i do without them..<3

14)I think my thighs resemble TANDOORI CHICKEN LEGS...

15)I find ustad amjad ali khan very handsome..i mean he's old but watever..he is HOT...plus he is awesome...and rich..i like the greyish streaks on the front of his hair...

16)I stopped growing after i was 13.now thats a shit.

17)i like taking weird facebook quizzes like--are you a monkey?...(yes i am a monkey..)...and then der was dis--"wat kind of a guy are you?--the dork ,the hottie ,the loner..?(..im the hottiee.....MACHADO!!!!!)..."wat kind of a lover are you?/(for dudes onli..)

18)I dont love myself.period.

19)I ALWAYS lie about my age.ALWAYS.the last time i dint lie was 3yrs back..thts wen i stopped growing.

20)when i was young i loved baboons.I still like baboons but not the red-cheek-grumpy ones....i like the pink-face ones...the word baboon reminds me of my cousin--"baaboon"(coincidentally he luks like the red-cheek grumpy ones)..

21)my favorite uncle was joy mamu.he was an alcoholic.an abusive father.an engineering college failure.a spoilt brat....and even after all that i loved him the most.because he was the one with the heart..he died of brain haemorrage sum months back..<3.

22)I dont like jelly.jelly as in jelly fish.

23)I used to love watching star bestsellers...

24)I have amlyopia.my doc had said tht i would lose 90% of my sight in my left eye by the time i was 16.i was 9 when he said that.im 16 now(i lie abt my age ...hahaha)...and im not blind.

25)* ** ******* * *** (yeah, it really is not worth mentioning.

^you found that stupid.
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hah.so did i.:)
i guess ill post the 25 random serious one a little later i really don't want to end up feeling all heavy just about now.so you'll have to wait.
thats it for now.finally you have something to read on my blogsite.yay to me.