Distractions be distractin'

List of things I need to do this year at college:

1) Make Butterbeer with uh, Beer and some butter.
2) Learn how to bake. Cookies and treakle tart. (snigger)
3) Buy myself a hard disk. Yes, I don't own one.
4) Keep room hygienic and clean.
5) Wash utensils right after they have been used and not postpone it to a week later.
6) Forget some people.
7) Text old school pals.
8) Skype more.
9) Reduce expenditure on over-rated coffee that tastes like pesticide.
10) Owe no money to people, pay immediately.
11) Visit the city more often, without friends.
12) Explore new places to eat/ drink in the by-lanes of Brigade road, with friends.
13) Try more cuisines, not just pasta and cold coffee.
14) Save more money, buy more (cheap) clothes.
15) Make a different hairstyle every week, without cutting down on it's length.
16) USE THE HAIR GEL.
17) Use post-its, not just save them up.
18) Write secret messages anonymously in public places and hide them somewhere it makes sense.
19) Eat dinner on time and not 12:30 at night, alone at the mess.
20) Watch atleast two movies a week.
21) Download more music.
22) Play music while working. Play it on the second highest volume.
23) Detract from people who may judge/ snigger at the choice of music.
24) Don't give away secrets that may make life miserable.
25) Remember to get change before getting out of the bus.
26) Do not abuse bus conductors  in Kannada.
27) Walk to college instead of Auto.
28) Build metabolism for walking faster.
29) Cut nails on time.
30) Focus only on work, no one else.
31) Charge cellphone every day, charge camera everyday.
32) Shampoo at night.
33) Wear earrings to parties.
34) DON'T FACEBOOK ON DAYS YOU ARE SAD.
35) Read all the Harry Potter's again.
36) Be nice to foundies.
37) Don't act too cool at the Fresher's party.
38) Don't close your eyes after drinking, it will only make you puke.
39) Complete the social interventions that have been ideated for weeks, like the Facebook intervention.
40) Get a life or something.
41) Treat seniors as equals and be less scared of humiliation in front of them.
42) Don't work for free.
43) Grow some lemons/ plums/ kadhipatta in the bungalow garden.
44) Spend evenings on the terrace, cloud watching.
45) Call up Jo when things go wrong.
46) Buy a new pillow.
47) Share your wit with new people as well.
48) Search for scholarships abroad, just as an option.
49) Create a separate portfolio outside college work.
50) Be nice.
51) Respect typefaces other than Helvetica and Bauhaus 93.
52) Don't judge people who make powerpoint presentations with a deep brown background colour and a Lucida Console typeface.
53) Think about sexuality. Explore some unsolved questions. Do not contact a sexpert though.
54) Research more about hermaphrodites and the third sex.
55) Don't get upset at the word midget.
56) Meet more people.
57) Talk to nerds.